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When someone farts right in front of you

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You see a bug in your room….

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You are determined to kill it

and then you find out it flies

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Tyler:
How did you do it?
Mike GSI:
It's simple. When I got here I noticed the orange juice was on the right side of the table, which led me to believe this bitch is left handed. Since tomorrow is Thursday and school busses are yellow, I knew I had to make a sandwich. Then I screamed the number 4 silently in my head for an hour. That's when shit got real. Since birds are afraid of Asian people, the lady got killed when she murdered herself. Obviously.

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fandombro:

Always reblog these

Ill never misplace bobby pins again!

I want a heart shaped hard boiled egg!

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oneswiftthought:

i planned a mass murder …

in a red notebook.

on an orange, yellow school bus

i dont care if the earth is gorgeous green

i live in one shade of blue

so i never knew about indigo.

and all my vision are violet.

I MEAN VIOLENT!

color me homicidal.

they colored me. homicidal.

they beat me black and blue

i bled maroon.

golden puss. seeping out of my sores,

stained chartreuse, on the kick ball field.

i never wanted to be a rainbow.